Are You Going to Kiss Me Now? by Sloane TanenBeing marooned on an island somewhere off the coast of Madagascar with five celebrities sounds romantic and glamorous, right?
You couldnt find people with fewer survival skills if you tried. Seriously. Cisco may have centerfold abs, but he cant even spell SOS. At least super-sexy Jonah seems to have a clue (too bad about the purity ring). If Im stuck here much longer, these self-involved head cases might drive me crazy-assuming they dont insult each other to death first. Its like a group therapy edition of Survivor.
At this point, Im pretty convinced that all celebrities should be caged in Hollywood and confined to the pages of US magazine. And, btw, if youre there, God, its me, Francesca, and I really want to go home.
Kiss Me If Im Wrong, But Dinosaurs Still Exist, Right?
A bunch of pick-up lines for the ladies. Some might be really cheesy. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?.
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