1001 dumbest things ever said

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1001 dumbest things ever said

1001 Dumbest Things Ever Said by Steven D. Price

1001? More like 21. The other 980 dumbest things ever said are not as dumb as they are slip-ups and mistakes of complete insignificance. And theres not one quote from G.W. Bush. Not one! And if it wasnt for this little section, the book wouldve received a one-star rating:

Attorney: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
Doctor: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Attorney: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
Doctor: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM.
Attorney: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
Doctor: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
Attorney: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Doctor: No.
Attorney: Did you check for blood pressure?
Doctor: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Doctor: No.
Attorney: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
Doctor: No.
Attorney: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
Doctor: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Attorney: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
Doctor: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
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More like The other "dumbest things ever said" are not as dumb as they are slip-ups and mistakes of complete insignificance. And there's not one quote from G. Not one! And if it wasn't for this little section, the book would've received a one-star rating: Attorney: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? Doctor: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Attorney: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

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