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Thanksgiving Quotes (295 quotes)

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Turkey Has A Lot to Say About Thanksgiving!

Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

The Secret of Stuffing a Turkey How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey? The turkey is a funny bird Its head goes bobble-bobble; And all he knows is just one word Three towns in Kansas also have the name Turkey. Bradley Priebe is a miracle child claims his mother, Anna, as she offered up her own Thanksgiving prayers. While celebrating Thanksgiving Day in Brooklyn, USA, in a third floor apartment the 14 month old baby fell from an open window some 20 feet onto a music shop roof below. Bradley not only survived, he didn't even break a bone. His father Brandon told police that his son wasn't seriously injured in the fall.

Thanksgiving celebrations make for great memories. It's not just the food; the atmosphere of warmth, fun, and humor adds to the festivity and contributes to the family legacy. Grandparents have anecdotes to share about their Thanksgiving holidays, and you can create a trove of memories to pass on to the next generation and create a tradition around values such as love, sharing, generosity, and fun. One such tradition could be to make Thanksgiving a day of laughter. Encourage your guests to share funny anecdotes, jokes, and quotes after dinner. These funny Thanksgiving quotes are great for a side dish of humor:.

Happy Thanksgiving! Do you know a funny joke and sayings? Josh: Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field? Phil: Why? Josh: He wanted to raise mashed potatoes.

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Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

Thanksgiving is a time for family, tradition and eating. And all those things lend themselves very well to humor, so it's no surprise there are so many funny Thanksgiving quotes and sayings around. Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. I celebrated Thanksgiving the old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

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  1. Funny Thanksgiving Sayings and Quotes. Below you will find How to cut a turkey the Republican way: give 1% of your guests 99% of the meat. Andy Borowitz.

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