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Share funny, witty or inspiring quotes. Where would you put it? Why should other planets be any different from this one? So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. It makes them so damned mad. I enjoy every minute of it. We just learn how to act in public.
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Seeing a spider in my room isn't scary. It's scary when it disappears. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
Read our short quotes quickly, because they're short! When you fall, I will be there to catch you - With love, the floor.
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2. Just dance away the stress.
Get the quote of the day click here. I intend to live forever. So far, so good. Steven Wright Click to tweet. Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.
Life is messy, amazing, and hilarious - much like our Instagram feeds - which is why funny quotes about life are the perfect way to caption your Instagram pictures. Let's face it, you kind of have to do an eye roll and chuckle whenever you see someone post a serious caption with a photo that has literally nothing to do with the caption. You're wearing a bikini in Miami Beach, Karen, what does Aristotle have to do with anything? You're looking great and feeling it. That's awesome!