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A Man Walks into a Bar, Ouch.
Bluebottle Posted Aug 28, Other jokes I've found so far: Conrad Polytechnic A termite walked into a pub and said "Is the bar tender here? The first one asks for Blood. The second one asks for a Blood Lite. The third asks for some hot water. The barman asks him "Why do you want water when the other vampires want blood?
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A man walks into a bar with jump cables. A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head. A corn stalk walks into a bar. A brain walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer. A priest, a rabbi, a doctor and a lawyer walk into a bar.
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When I turned 21 over the summer, the only thing I could think about was finally being able to enter the glorious bars of Collegetown. There was no lickable beer-flavored wallpaper or geese that laid golden cans of Keystone. They were just regular, plain-old college bars. Each place is also unique or uniquely crappy in its own way. I really missed these colorful characters. The other great thing about frat parties was how easy it was to get with girls. All you had to do was step onto the dance floor, bob your head to the music for a minute or two, and then a girl would immediately appear and start grinding on you.
British Broadcasting Corporation Home. Post categories: Stuff to do. Are you the sort of person who gets emails of jokes that have been sent to a list of people half a page long? There was another one in the Crippled Monkey inbox this morning - some prize examples of disability humour. Or not.