Dorothy Parker Quotes (Author of The Portable Dorothy Parker)
Wickedly clever quotes from Dorothy Parker to celebrate her birthday
I wish I had an ounce of her sauciness. I need women like Dorothy Parker in my life, women who know what to say and when to say it. Where does that kind of quick wit come from? Is it preplanned or organic, the right words arising at the perfect moment? I need a thesaurus downloaded into my brain. Maybe I need more caffeine?
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience. If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me. Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye. The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
Happy birthday to the beautiful, brave, and brash Dorothy Parker!
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Growing old is a mandatory process. For women, for a period of time, we might even resist aging as we try our hardest to fight off wrinkles and hang on to the physical beauty of our faces. Yet, getting old is a natural process where things are slowing down, and you'll begin to see that the sparkle in your heart and the twinkle in your eyes make you beautiful in a way that's not achievable in youth. Go through this list of growing old quotes. Many of them are light-hearted, some are funny and a few are inspiring. May you retain the beauty of your soul with these aging quotes!