Quote by Ellen DeGeneres: “Procrastination is not the problem. It is the s...”
Ellen DeGeneres Quotes and Jokes
The popular comedian, actress and now Emmy Award-winning TV host became the first openly gay actress to play a lesbian character on television, and an inspirational figure to countless LGBT teens and adults who were struggling to accept themselves for who they were.
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Ellen DeGeneres: When there's time for whistling, there's a lot of time on a show. Ellen DeGeneres: Chances are if you need both of your hands to do something, your brain should be in on it, too. Ellen DeGeneres: We went to lunch and were talking about procrastination and the waitress overheard us and she said, "I have a problem with procrastination, too. Get my sandwich. Ellen DeGeneres That woman in the shampoo commercial - she's happy. Ellen DeGeneres: We stock up on popcorn and candy like we're crossing the Sierras, don't we?
I do have ADD and in real life, I'm all over the place and can hardly focus. If we were talking for, for more than an hour or so, I'd start drifting off I can't sit still too long. My dad is still Christian Scientist. My mom's not, and I'm not.